Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
- Ogden Nash
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
- Benjamin Franklin
Half a truth is often a great lie.
- Benjamin Franklin
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- Tom Lehrer
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
- Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
- Will Rogers
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin
Facebook Status Updates
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
- Ogden Nash
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler
I can resist everything except temptation.
- Oscar Wilde
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain
Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
- Mark Twain
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.
- Benjamin Franklin
Facebook Status Quotes about Friendship
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich
A true friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
- Roy Croft
Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
- Anne Frank
As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Alfred Lord Tennyson
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasow
True Love burns the brightest, But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
- Latin Proverb
I get by with a little help from my friends.
- John Lennon
Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
- Henry David Thoreau
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
- Henry David Thoreau
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
- Leo Buscaglia
A friend is someone who understands my past, believes in my future, and accepts me just the way I am.
- Anonymous
A true friend is a source of strength and hope.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It's so easy to fall in love but hard to find someone who will catch you.
- Anonymous
Every goodbye is the birth of a memory.
- Dutch Proverb
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
- Charles Caleb Colton
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
- Mark Twain
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.
- Oscar Wilde
Friendship must dare to risk, or it's not friendship.
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard in the TV show Star Trek: The Next Generation
Fear makes strangers of people who would otherwise be friends.
- Shirley MacLaine
There are no good-byes, wherever we are, you'll always be in my heart.
- Anonymous
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
- Mencius
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard
A true friend is the one who walks in when others walk out.
- Walter Winchell
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
- George Eliot
It is not so much our friends' help that helps us, as the confidence of their help.
- Epicurus
A true friend is a rock upon whom you can depend.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Fate makes us family. choice makes us friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
A friendship that can end never really began.
- Publilius Syrus
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
- Chinese proverb
Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
- Anonymous
A friend is someone who knows all about you and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.
- Anonymous
Friends... they cherish one another's hopes. They are kind to one another's dreams.
- Henry David Thoreau
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
- Kahlil Gibran
Friends share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand.
- Henri Nouwen
It is a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults; greater to tell him his.
- Benjamin Franklin
Tears and laughter cleanse the heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you love something, set it free; if it comes backs it's yours, if it doesn't, it never was.
- Richard Bach
A friend is someone who won't stop until he finds you and brings you home.
- Fraser Sr. in the movie Due South
A good-bye is never painful unless you're never going to say hello again.
- Anonymous
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
- Anonymous
The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge.
- Bertrand Russell
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
- Anonymous
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